Welcome to your dream home: a palace with a pool you'll never use, a wood-burning fireplace for those eternal hot days, and a catwalk perfect for your runway dreams. Marvel at the double-height living room where you can appreciate the vertigo-inducing expanse. Enjoy an outdoor fire pit because nothing says "relaxation" like gathering around a blazing inferno in your backyard. Behold the height of modern energy efficiency with solar panels--because why settle for traditional power when you can bask in the glory of your roof looking like a giant, very expensive calculator? Don't miss this one-of-a-kind opportunity to live in extravagant, impractical luxury!